Dodfadmap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, benevolent hedgehog.

Dodfadmap created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodfadmap, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodfadmap, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dodfadmap's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Dodfadmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to tortoises while wearing brown jumpers.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Fast once a month.