Benwitpon is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, pitiless aardvark.

Benwitpon created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benwitpon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Benwitpon, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Benwitpon's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Benwitpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt squirrels.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

3. Do not kill eagles.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect five zinc sculptures of Benwitpon on top of important buildings.