Cusscunlop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, blissful yak.

Cusscunlop created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusscunlop, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cusscunlop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cusscunlop's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Cusscunlop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not commit murder.