Flishubgun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciless camel.

Flishubgun created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Flishubgun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flishubgun, she will send you a sign.

Flishubgun's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Flishubgun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Run away if six tortoises approach from the west.

4. Never talk about capybaras.

5. Never paint your back cyan.