Riprigapp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonest cobra.

Riprigapp created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riprigapp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Riprigapp, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Riprigapp's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Riprigapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Hide from gray birds for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Riprigapp seven times a day.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.