Wegnurgom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced walrus.

Wegnurgom created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegnurgom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wegnurgom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wegnurgom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wegnurgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.