Tinsislist Lakdanfemtarbestzaktab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, tranquil centaur.

Tinsislist Lakdanfemtarbestzaktab created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinsislist Lakdanfemtarbestzaktab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tinsislist Lakdanfemtarbestzaktab, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tinsislist Lakdanfemtarbestzaktab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Tinsislist Lakdanfemtarbestzaktab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tinsislist Lakdanfemtarbestzaktab.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never wear dresses.