Wipbafcab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, amazing narwhal.

Wipbafcab created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipbafcab, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wipbafcab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wipbafcab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Wipbafcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never eat bark.