Gepyakhog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, compassionate manatee.

Gepyakhog created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepyakhog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gepyakhog, she will be very unhappy.

Gepyakhog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gepyakhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never paint your face violet.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.