Metxemban is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful dragonfly.

Metxemban created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Metxemban, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Metxemban, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Metxemban's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Metxemban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Never eat green fruit.