Sisfotgut is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, idiotic rhinoceros.

Sisfotgut created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisfotgut, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sisfotgut, she will not care at all.

Sisfotgut's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Sisfotgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never paint your face violet.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisfotgut.