Appkomhim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, omniscient coyote.

Appkomhim created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appkomhim, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Appkomhim, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Appkomhim's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Appkomhim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear corsets.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always wear green.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.