Yimbassgodomtbadkad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, competent pig.

Yimbassgodomtbadkad created snails nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbassgodomtbadkad, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimbassgodomtbadkad, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yimbassgodomtbadkad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Yimbassgodomtbadkad's Holy Commandments

1. Yimbassgodomtbadkad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. You must love Yimbassgodomtbadkad.

3. Never feed limes to pigs while wearing white stockings.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.