Ingjenmis is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able chicken.

Ingjenmis created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingjenmis, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingjenmis, he will turn you into a slug.

Ingjenmis' most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ingjenmis' Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.