Yattyattdan is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, happy cow.

Yattyattdan created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Yattyattdan, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yattyattdan, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Yattyattdan's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yattyattdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattyattdan.

5. Never sit in the presence of ants.