Flagbamnart is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent lizard.

Flagbamnart created gold four million years ago.

If you believe in Flagbamnart, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flagbamnart, he will turn you into a duck.

Flagbamnart's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flagbamnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Erect three gold sculptures of Flagbamnart on top of important buildings.

3. Run away if nine bats approach from the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.