Jendobbom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody dog.

Jendobbom created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Jendobbom, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jendobbom, she will boil you in a big pot.

Jendobbom's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Jendobbom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Jendobbom loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Jendobbom on top of important buildings.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.