Fomdotveen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awe-inspiring spider.

Fomdotveen created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fomdotveen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fomdotveen, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Fomdotveen's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fomdotveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fomdotveen.