Pangmiglog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless eagle.

Pangmiglog created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangmiglog, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pangmiglog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Pangmiglog's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Pangmiglog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Pangmiglog first in all things.

2. Always help birds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away if eight cats approach from the north.