Matbifkom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome snake.

Matbifkom created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Matbifkom, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Matbifkom, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Matbifkom's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Matbifkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Hide from indigo geese for they are unholy.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Matbifkom.

4. Never mention turtles.

5. Never play with disobedient children.