Yartargyat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unsympathetic goblin.

Yartargyat created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yartargyat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yartargyat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Yartargyat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yartargyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Respect your elders.