Flamhamkikxinzan Gum is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm snake.

Flamhamkikxinzan Gum created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamhamkikxinzan Gum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamhamkikxinzan Gum, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flamhamkikxinzan Gum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flamhamkikxinzan Gum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.