Gatbatpid is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring alligator.

Gatbatpid created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Gatbatpid, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gatbatpid, he will send minions to preach to you.

Gatbatpid's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gatbatpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat tomatoes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Retreat if eight doves approach from the south.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Gatbatpid loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.