Govbidcin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless meerkat.

Govbidcin created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Govbidcin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Govbidcin, she will be very sad.

Govbidcin's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Govbidcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms cyan.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Govbidcin loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. You must love Govbidcin.