Hudnurting is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful naga.

Hudnurting created gold five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnurting, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hudnurting, it will not care.

Hudnurting's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hudnurting's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hudnurting.

2. Always help shrews.

3. Never wear blue coats.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never go into pink rooms.