Sasgepranpag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, cheerful camel.

Sasgepranpag created water nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sasgepranpag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sasgepranpag, he will think nothing of it.

Sasgepranpag's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sasgepranpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green kilts.

2. Do not take Sasgepranpag's name in vain.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide from fawn ants for they are unholy.

5. Sasgepranpag loves foxes, so they must be respected.