Donvanlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered owl.

Donvanlik created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donvanlik, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Donvanlik, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Donvanlik's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Donvanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Donvanlik loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Do not hurt goats.

3. Feed all hungry tapirs.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Donvanlik on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Donvanlik.