Gepdonomin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous fairy.

Gepdonomin created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepdonomin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gepdonomin, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepdonomin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gepdonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Run away if nine turtles approach from the west.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepdonomin.

5. Do not kill porpoises.