Tagdosswab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate hippopotamus.

Tagdosswab created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagdosswab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tagdosswab, she will turn you into a dog.

Tagdosswab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tagdosswab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never jump in the presence of capybaras.

3. Seals are not to be trusted.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect your elders.