Flowpibyat is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, narcissistic butterfly.

Flowpibyat created vertebrates six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowpibyat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flowpibyat, she will strike you with lightening.

Flowpibyat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Flowpibyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.