Sandfotmut is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest coyote.

Sandfotmut created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfotmut, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sandfotmut, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sandfotmut's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sandfotmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never think ill of sick eagles.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.