Limtimbun is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing dove.

Limtimbun created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limtimbun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Limtimbun, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Limtimbun's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Limtimbun's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always obey Limtimbun's priests.