Gid is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, fussy tortoise.

Gid created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gid, she will make you grow a tail.

Gid's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill foxes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Hide if seven whales approach from the north.

5. Never talk about fire.