Rawdumnat is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody warg.

Rawdumnat created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawdumnat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rawdumnat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rawdumnat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rawdumnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to whales while wearing turquoise stockings.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rawdumnat.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never paint your feet red.

5. Fast once a month.