Cunhubteen Genpagyar is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident mink.

Cunhubteen Genpagyar created viruses six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhubteen Genpagyar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cunhubteen Genpagyar, he will make you grow a tail.

Cunhubteen Genpagyar's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cunhubteen Genpagyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.