Rathapwadbog is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unsympathetic hamster.

Rathapwadbog created an atom eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rathapwadbog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rathapwadbog, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Rathapwadbog's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Rathapwadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the west.

5. Pray towards the north.