Cidsabgon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless human.

Cidsabgon created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidsabgon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cidsabgon, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Cidsabgon's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cidsabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight goats approach from the north.

2. Worship no other gods but Cidsabgon.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.