Bonruttrothubspagbonkjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome bee.

Bonruttrothubspagbonkjarn created life six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonruttrothubspagbonkjarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bonruttrothubspagbonkjarn, he will cry a lot.

Bonruttrothubspagbonkjarn's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bonruttrothubspagbonkjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. You must love Bonruttrothubspagbonkjarn.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.