Dudhadlag Rullrenpon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, able dog.

Dudhadlag Rullrenpon created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudhadlag Rullrenpon, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudhadlag Rullrenpon, she will turn you into a slug.

Dudhadlag Rullrenpon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Dudhadlag Rullrenpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to monkeys while wearing pink coats.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about comets.