Gubdussag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, weak jellyfish.

Gubdussag created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gubdussag, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gubdussag, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gubdussag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gubdussag's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near capybaras.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never eat rice.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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