Hanteen is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty badger.

Hanteen created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanteen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hanteen, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hanteen's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Do not take Hanteen's name in vain.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Always help sick birds.