Pibgumkim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak crow.

Pibgumkim created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibgumkim, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibgumkim, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pibgumkim's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Pibgumkim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pibgumkim.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Retreat if six horses approach from the east.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about snails.