Cadflag Dobomtpon Gatbogdit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, merciless sheep.

Cadflag Dobomtpon Gatbogdit created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadflag Dobomtpon Gatbogdit, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cadflag Dobomtpon Gatbogdit, she will cry a lot.

Cadflag Dobomtpon Gatbogdit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cadflag Dobomtpon Gatbogdit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three frogs approach from the east.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about comets.
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