Sakwitflig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful bat.

Sakwitflig created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakwitflig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sakwitflig, it will not care.

Sakwitflig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sakwitflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never paint your hands purple.