Sakwitflig is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, all-powerful
bat.
Sakwitflig created the world three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sakwitflig, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Sakwitflig, it will not care.
Sakwitflig's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.
Sakwitflig's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.
3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.
4. Pray towards the east.
5. Never paint your hands purple.