Jennartflis is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable otter.

Jennartflis created oxygen four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jennartflis, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Jennartflis, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jennartflis' most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jennartflis' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Jennartflis.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Run away if nine hamsters approach from the east.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.