Tundissfen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating lion.

Tundissfen created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tundissfen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tundissfen, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tundissfen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tundissfen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always treat ducks with great respect.

3. Never go into gray rooms.

4. Worship no other gods but Tundissfen.

5. Do not covet oxen.