Dunfomjat is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, sapient hare.

Dunfomjat created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunfomjat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dunfomjat, it will throw large rocks at you.

Dunfomjat's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dunfomjat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never paint your neck pink.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help sick aardvarks.

5. Never talk about fire.