Flapstigbod Tailbadhap Gamgesspit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omnipotent bat.

Flapstigbod Tailbadhap Gamgesspit created an electron two years ago.

If you believe in Flapstigbod Tailbadhap Gamgesspit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flapstigbod Tailbadhap Gamgesspit, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flapstigbod Tailbadhap Gamgesspit's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Flapstigbod Tailbadhap Gamgesspit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.