Bopcanomt is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, benevolent goat.

Bopcanomt created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bopcanomt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bopcanomt, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Bopcanomt's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bopcanomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. You must pray to Bopcanomt three times a day.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never bounce in the presence of foxes.