Ingtunhab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, quiet dragonfly.

Ingtunhab created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingtunhab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ingtunhab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Ingtunhab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Ingtunhab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never wear orange stockings.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Never feed corn to pigs while wearing violet scarves.